Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 May 1887 — The One He Forgot. [ARTICLE]

The One He Forgot.

“John, I would like to invite my friend, Mrs. Smalley, this evening; will you be able to be in?” “No, my dear; I must attend a meeting of the Knights of Honor to-night.” “Well, to-morrow evening?” “I have the Ancient Crder of United Workmen, and you know •’*' “What about Wednesday evening?” “Oh! the Odd Fellows meet that night; and on Thursday I have a meeting of the Chosen Friends to attend; on Friday, the Eoyal Templars; on Saturday there’s a special meeting of the Masonic Lodge, and I couldn’t miss that; and then Sunday—let me see —what is there on Sunday n : ght, my dear?” “The Grand and Ancient Order of Christian Fellowship.” “Why, 1 have forgotten; am I a member of that—let me see ” . “But you have forgotten another society, John, of which yon were once a member.” “What’s that?” “Your wife’s!” —Boston Bee or d.