Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 April 1887 — Page 7

A Good Hand at Poker.

“Did you ever hear of Wild Bill’s ace full?” asked a local manipulator of the cardboards. “The story may be old, but it’s true. It happened in 1876, at Sioux City. Wild Bill had a weakness for poker, and knew no more about it than a baby. The consequence was he was a picnic for the sports, and they fleeced him right and left. He was repeatedly warned that he was being robbed, but he always replied that he was able to take care of himself. “One night he sat down to play with a fellow named McDonald, a ftne-work-er and expert. McDonald did as he pleased, and the scout found his pile getting smaller and smaller as the game progressed. As he lost he began to drink, and midnight found him in a state of intense but repressed excitement—a condition that made him one of the most dangerous men in the West. It was at this juncture that McDonald, smart gambler as he was, made his mistake. He should have quit. However, Wild Bill’s apparent coolness deceived him. “Finally, the scout seemed to get an unusual hand, and began to bet high and heavy. McDonald raised him back every time, until the top of the table was about out of sight. At last there was a call. “ ‘l’ve got three jacks,’ said McDonald, throwing down his hand. “ ‘I have an ace full on sixes,’ said Bill. “ ‘Ace full oh sixes is good,’ said McDonald, coolly turning over his opponent’s cards; ‘but I see only two aces and a six.’ “‘Here is the other six!’suddenly roared Bill, whipping out a navy revolver, ‘and here’—drawing a bowie knife—‘is the one spot!’ “ ‘That hand is good,’said McDonald, blandly, arising. ‘Take the pot.’ ” Chicago News.

A Life Made Miserable

By dyspepsia is scarcely worth the living. A capricious appetite, heartburn, puzzling nervous symptoms, increased action of the heart after eating, sinking in the abdomen between meals, and flatulence after, are among tho successive indicia of this harassing complaint. Two things only are needful for its removal. A resort to Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, and persistence in its use. These remedial measures being adopted, a cuke is certaiu. Taken immediately before or after meals, this great stomachic promotes secretion of the gastric juice, the natural solvent of the food. The nervous and bilious symptoms consequent upon chronic indigestion d.acppear, as the complaint gradually yields to the corrective and invigorating influence of the Bitters. Appetite returns, sleep becomes more refreshing, and as a sequence, the body is efficiently nourished, muscular power increases, and the mind grows sanguine. Use the Bitters for chills and fever, and rheumatism.

Telegraphic Messages Without Wires. The problem of transmitting telegraphic messages -without the use of -wires is one worthy of attention, although but little progress has yet been made in thaj; direction. Some time ago Professor Dolbear, of Tufts College, exhibited a telephone through which articulate words could be distinctly heard, even when it wars not connected with the line-wire. The phenomenon was due to the inductive action of the current transmitting the words; and Professor Dolbear has recently published the details of a method by which he can transmit signals for a distance of half a mile at least, without the use of any connecting wire. It depends upon the same principle of induction—the varying electrical condition of the apparatus at the transmitting station, including a similar condition at the receiving end. Although the invention is yet only in the experimental age, it may, if found of practical application, prove to be of equal importance with that of the telegraph itself. Ex-Mayor Latrobe, Baltimore, Md., says the best cough medicine is Bed Star Cough Cure. Dr. Samuel K. Cox, D. D., of Washington, D. C., after a careful analysis, pronounced it purely vegetable, and most excellent for throat troubles. Price, twenty-live cents a bottle.

A Sanctum Secret.

Visitor—Say, don’t you find it hard to write out all those funny little paragraphs that you print in the paper every week? I should think you ■Would. Editor—No, sir; we do not find it hard to write them out. It is easy for us to write them out, sir. The hard part of it comes in thinking them out before we begin to write. —Somerville Journal. As the greatest pain cure, St. Jacobs Oil is recommended by public men of America and other countries, Hon. Billa Flint, LifeSenator of the Dominion Parliament, Canada, found it to act like a charm. In a recent paper on the coincidence of certain solar phenomena with the perturbations of terrestrial magnetism, Al. E. .Varchand shows, from a comparative study of the solar observations made at the Lyons Observatory in lb 5-ri with the curves of the Rlascart magnetic recorder, that there exists a direct relation between the terrestrial magnetic disturbances and the displacement of certain solar elements accompanying the spots and the faculoe. The “old reliable” Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Bemedy. Aktificiai. sponge, made of cotton, rendered absorbent and treated with antiseptics, has been introd ced in England, and received wth considerable favor. A piece the size of a walnut has absorbed water until it reached the size of a cocoanut; and it is so cheap that it need be used but once. What people often denominate a sea of trouble is frequently a notion of dyspetio ideas. Most of the time in hot water—the washerwoman.

The Horning Dress.

It is said that a lady's standing in society can easily be determined by her drees at the break-fast-table; an expensive, showy costume indicating t.rat the wearer has not vet learned the proprieties. But no one need be afraid of being called “shoddy* if her loveliness is as apparent by daylight as at the hops. Perfect beauty is never the atiendant of disease; above all. of those diseases peculiar to women, and which find a ready cure in Dr. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription.* Price reduced to one dollar. By druggists. When he sighs for her and she sighs for him, eigiiin 8 of the times may be considered auspicious for a wedding. Above all other earthly ills, I hate the big, old-fashioned pilla ; By slow degrees they downward wend, And often pause, or upward tend; With such discomfort are they fraught, Their good effects amount to naught. Now, Dr. Pierce prepares a pill That just exactly Alls tlis-bill— A Pellet, rather, that is all— A Pleasant Purgative, and small; Just try them as you feel their qeed. You’ll find that I speak truth, indeed. The object of a hotel bill of fare, betwten menu, is to prevent you finding out what you are going to eat.

Gold Fields.

That pan out richly, are not so abundant as in the early California days, but those who write to Hallett & Co., Portland. Maine, will, by return mail, receive, free, full information about work which they can do, and live at home, wherever they are located, that will pay them from 15 to #25 per day, and upwards, hither sex, young or old. Capital not required; you aro started in business free, those who start at once are absolutely sure of snug little fortunea But few men can handle a hot lampchimney and say there is no place like home at the same time. “I have been afflicted with an Affection of the Throat from childhood, caused by dipththeria, and have used various remedies, but have never found anything equal to Bbown’s Bronchial Troches.— Rev. Gs. M. F. Hampton, Pikelon, Ky. Sold only in borea The proper thing to do when you have a surfeit of dust and heat is to surf it. “Kougli on Dirt’’ whitens clothing yellowed by careless washing or use of cheap washing compounds. Washes everything from finest laces to heaviest blankets. There need be no fear in using this article. Does not rot nor yellow. 5 and 10 oents. IF YOU ARE DOSING YOUR GRIP On life try“Wells'Healthßenewer.” Goes direct to weak spots. For weak men, delicate women. “BUCHU-PAIBA.” ■ Quick, complete cure, all annoying kidney diseases, catarrh of bladder, etc. #l, If muslins, calicoes, etc., appear to not wear or wash as well as formerly the reason is in the use of inferior alkaline —soap-washing compounds that destroy the texture and neutralize the colors. Shun theml Use “Rough on l>irt.” Indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility relieved by taking Mensman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains blood-making, force-generating, and life-sus-taining properties; is invaluable in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, overwork, or acute disease; particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Hazard, Hazard <fc Co., proprietors, New York.

WELLS’ HAIR BALSAM.

If gray, restores to original color. An elegant dressing; softens and beautifies. No oil nor greaEe. A tonic restorative. Stops hair coming out; strengthens, cleanses, heals scalp. 500. The best thing on earth to add to staroh to give a good body and beautiful gloss is “Rough on Dirt,” only washing compound that can be so used. Makes ironing easy and saves the starch. Has dirt-removing power double that of any other. As a raindrop foretells a storm, so does a pimple upon the humau body indicate healthdestroying virus in the blood, which can be neutralized and expelled only by Dr. Harter’s Iron Tonic. . 25 crs. per year for illustrate! monthly with elegantchromo. “Sunbeams,"Port Jervis, N.Y. If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25c. Bronchitisls cured by frequent small doses of Piso’s Cure for Consumption.

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Why did the Women of this country use over thirteen million cakes of Procter & Gamble’s Lenox Soap in 1886 ? Buy a cake of Lenox and you will soon understand why.

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