Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1887 — George Growing Great. [ARTICLE]

George Growing Great.

“I saw an arfeiele in the paper yesterday, ” remarked MrsL. Gabble> to Mrs. Vain, her next-door neighbor, “stating that nearly all great men were bald.” “Yes; it is a shame, too. Now, my poor dear George’s hair is coming out so fast, I scarcely think he will have any left soon,” scored Mrs. Vain. PHASiEsius imagines the Pension Bureau must be a massive piece of furniture —there are so many drawers.