Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1887 — “Throw Physic to the Dogs” [ARTICLE]

“Throw Physic to the Dogs”

When it is the old-fashioned blue mass, bine pill sort, and insist on using Dr. Pierce’s 6 Pieaaant Purgative Pellets,” a modern medical luxury, being small, sugar-coated granules, containing the active principles of certain roots and herbs, aud which w.ll be found to contain as much cathartic power as any of the old-fashioned, larger pills, without the'latter’s violent, drastic effects. The pellets operate thoroughly but harmlessly, establishing a permanently healthy action of the stomach and bowels, and as ah anti-bilious remedy are unequaled. “People needn’t sneer at me because I am an old maid,” said Miss Gildersleeve, snappishly. “I may be an old maid, but if lam I’m one from choice.” “Yes,” said Mr. Casßignole, sympathetically, “so I’ve always understood. Choice 'was quite unanimous, wasn’t it?” A little Are is quickly trodden out Which, being suffered, rivers cannot quench. Procrastination may rob you of time, but by increased diligence you can make up the loss; but if it rob you of life the loss is irremediable. If your health is delicate, your appetite fickle, your sloep broken, your mi'nd depressed, your whole being out of sorts, depend on it vou are seriously diseased In all such cases Dr. l’ieree’s “Golden Medical Discovery” will speedily effect a genuine, radical cure—make a new man of you, aud save you from the tortures of lingering disease.

A scientist says that ducks are large eaters. This fellow must keep an ice-eream saloon. —Yonkers Statesman.