Democratic Sentinel, Volume 11, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 April 1887 — Stolen Sweets. [ARTICLE]

Stolen Sweets.

Brown—Why don’t you spread your umbrella? Coles—-Well, to tell the truth, I’m afraid some one in the crowd will recognize it. Brown—Then whydo you carry it? Coles—Afraid some one will call for it while I’m out.— Life.