Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 January 1887 — G. M. D. [ARTICLE]

G. M. D.

Walking down Broadway is very pleasant when you feel well, and T K never felt better that when his friend asked him how he got over that severe cough of his so speedily. “Ab, my boy,” said T “G. M. D. did it?” And his friend wondered wjtat G. M. D. meant He knew it did not mean a Good Many Doctors, for T K had tried a dozen in vain. “I have it,” said he, just hitting the nail on the head, “you mean Dr. Pierce’s *Golden Medical Discovery,’ or Gold Medal Deserved, as my friend J—— 8— always dubs it Bold by druggists. A man at Genoa, Ohio, has a clock two hundred years old. That must be one of the old times we read about.— Tid-Bite.

We accidentally overheard the following dialogue on the street yesterday: Jones—Smith, why don’t you stop that disgusting hawking anil spitting? Smith—How can I? You know lam a martyr to catarrh. J. —Do as I did. I had the disease in its worst form, but I am well now. B,—What did you do for it? J.—l used Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. It cured me, and it will cure you. B.—l’ve heard of it, and by Jove Pll try it J.—Do so. You’ll find it in all the drug stores in town. .“Please pass the butter,” a maid was heard to say who was attempting to milk a fractious cow. Brown’s Bronchial Troches will relieve Bronchitis, Asthma, Catarrh, Consumptivo and Throat Diseases. They are used always with good success. What weed does a gardener seldom object to?M,A cigar in his own mouth.