Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 January 1887 — Carl Pretzel’s Philosophy. [ARTICLE]

Carl Pretzel’s Philosophy.

Nadure gifs us some common sences, but she dond can shtuff reason in mit dot. Don’t got yourself mat on leedle tings. Then you get mat, it vas cost you a goot deal, consekerwendly it vas awful foolishness to gif it avay for notting. Der pishness man dot don’t shduck his atfertisempnt his town paper into, vas not more use as a girLinitout some bustles. Der peoples in dis vorldt who was a great succeed in pishness, vas not der fellers dot got dheir draining on der top of a shtool by der fire blace of a saloons.— National Weekly. The largest suspension bridge is the one between New York City and Brooklyn; the length of the main span is 1,595 feet 6 inches; the entire length of the bridge is 5,780 feet. Dr. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription” is the debilitated woman’s best restorative tonic, Ohio is called the Buckeye State buckeyes a tree of that name flourishes there. If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson’s Eye Water. Druggists sell it 25c.