Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 January 1887 — Altogether Too Particular. [ARTICLE]

Altogether Too Particular.

A guest at a hotel in Florida tasted of the butler and asked what it was. The servant didn’t know, and the headwaiter was called. He professed his ignorance, and the guest sought the landlord. “That,” said the host, as he tasted it, “probably represents butter.” “But don’t you know?” ' “Not exactly. I’ve got a steward who is great on experiments, and whether this is creamery, dairy, common, artificial, or the Chicago butterine, I can’t say. James, take this gentleman out and introduce him to the steward, and see that it is charged extra in his bill. ” Delicate diseases of either sex, howevor induced, radically cured. Address, with 10 cents in stamps for book, World’s Dispen-ary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. “Swans sing before they die.” They have to, if they sing at all.