Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 January 1887 — Not Generally Known. [ARTICLE]

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The Japanese Prince is But, girls, he is married. Same here All of ns handsome men are married.— IVa king on Post. A Burlington girl, who is a great talker, says it is better to be engaged in conversation than not at all.—Burling on Free Pres -. Some Americans are too proud to beg and too honest to steal, so they gettrnsted. — Bo ton Pn * t. A New-Yorker shot at his wife, but the bullet hit nothing but her stare hair. It is very hard to get at the exactboundaries of a woman nowadays.— Omaha World. The royal family always wears, its trousers turned up at the bottom, because it is reigning in England. - Life. No gentleman should smoke when walking with ladies, nor should a lady smoke when walking with a gentleman. —A etc Haven News. Albert—Your inquiry reveals that you are a young married man. All women have cold feet, and it is believed by scientists that they enjoy having them.— Philadelphia Call. Bichard had no sooner declared that he was himself again than Richmond camp along and knocked him out. 'lt would have been money in Di k’s pocket if he had remained somebody else.— Puck. A New York doctor says that men who have the headache are Jhe most sympathetic. If there was ever a man ' with the headache who cared a copper how soon the whole world stubbed its toe and broke its nose be ought to be put on exhibition.— Detroit Free Press.