Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 December 1886 — Casting His Horoscope. [ARTICLE]

Casting His Horoscope.

Col. Sumter Mcßride, of Austin, Tex., while in New York on a vi-ut, read the advertisement of clairvoyant in a morning paper. He woqt to the female for-tune-teller to have his horoscope cast. She cast horoscopes with a dirty pack of cards, which she spread out on a table. “You will many an unusually wealthy lady and be very happy. Everything in your past, present, and future is an open book to me.” “I suppose you know everything about ray future?” said the colonel. “Not only about vour future, but about your past and present.”— “It’s wonderful, incomprehensible. Good morning, madame.” “Hold on there. A dollar, if you please,” said the female wizard, holding out her hand. “Well, that is strange. You know everything about my past, present, and future, and you didn’t know I left all my money with the clerk of the hotel before l started out to have my fortune told. It’s wonderful, incomprehensible,” remarked the colonel, as he passed out. —Texas Siftings. mm Secretary Whitney is a nephew of the inventor of the cotlin-trin. The “Old Reliable” is under the management of Norm. Warner & Sons. They keep constantly on hand an extensive stock of stoves, in great variety, hardware, agricultural implements, etc. They know when, where and how to buy, and put their goods on the market at bottom prices. Ah End to Bone Scraping. Edwn;d Shepherd,of Hrrfsburg, Ilf. '•ays- - 'Having received sc much honefit from Electric Bitters, I feel it mv duty to let suffering humanity knoj: U. Have had a running sore on my leg f r eight years ; my doctors told me I would have to have Ibe bone scran.-d or tg amputated 1 used, instead, tin e bottl s ot Electric Bitters and .«• on boxes Bueklen’s Arnica Salve d my leg is now hound and well,” Elect-ic. Bitters are sold at fifty cents a Bottle, and ’’ucklm’s Arnica Salve a. ’<s . per box b.v K. R .