Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 December 1886 — Wanted a Pension for the Boy. [ARTICLE]

Wanted a Pension for the Boy.

Old Lady (to Pension Office Agent)— “Mister, I want a pension for my boy.” Agent—“On what grounds?” Old Lady—“ His father was killed in the war.” Agents" Killed in the war? Why, the boy ain’t six years old!” Old Lady—“ His father perished in the war, I tell ye. He had the consumption, too, and it is now croppin’ out in the boy. Johnny, show the gentleman how you cough.”— Texas Sifti n g s. Some one has discovered that one side of the body tends to outwalk the other, but just the same, it doesn’t get there. A superior preparation for all diseases of the hair or scalp. Hall’s Hair Renewer. Db. Dallingeb, President of the English Microscopical Society, describing the results of his latest work, says that he has had the good fortune to make use of lenses which five years ago it was thought could not be made. With the new powers lie has been able to discover a desmid measuring only one-millionth of a cubic inch, with a flagellum or tail of less than a twohundred millionth of an inch. — Dr. Foottfs Health Monthly. May always be relied upon for curing colds or coughs. Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. The proper time for the flour of the family to rise is ’leaven o’clock.