Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 October 1886 — Not Fixed for ’Em. [ARTICLE]

Not Fixed for ’Em.

The son of a prominent Chicago minister went out to Montana to look up a business opening, but soon returned with an empty pocket-book and no watch and chain. “I am surprised to see you back so soon,” said his father. “Well, I feel somewhat that way myself.” “Didn’t you strike a business chance out there that you could take advantage of?” “I struck plenty of chances, but the fact is, father, I never held the right kind of a hand to take advantage of them. Can you let me have about $5?” —Estelline Bell. For weak lungs, spitting of blood, shortness of breath, consumption, night-sweats, and all lingering coughs, Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery” is a sovereign remedy. Superior to cod liver oiL By druggists. An indirect way of getting a drink of water at a cheap boarding house is to ask for a third cup of tea.