Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 September 1886 — Squire Hobbs Filosofy. [ARTICLE]

Squire Hobbs Filosofy.

Dar will be er monstrous site ob babies named Franky now. De perfeshinal bisikk ist orter be wel versed in de sience ob ’stronomy. It am er mistery ob natur wy er kow alwaz wates ontil yo git dun er milkin’ her ’fore she kiks de bukket ober. Konshens am er koward, an’ dose faults it ain’ got strength ’nuff to prevent, it seldum has justis ’nuff to akijcuze. Es er man war komrpelled tu trade plases wid his hoss io ? er da or 2, it wood chuck er little m®’ kindness intu hiz natur. Doan’ jedg er man by hiz relashuns. He kan’t hep dat r dey am thrust upon him. Size him up' by de kine ob kumpany be keeps. De mizer am de kokooa* ob de human ra®e. He starbs hiusef. knowin’ dat doze boo wish him ded wil fatten on hiz horded ganes. Yo’ kin tawk ’bout lovin’wwk fo’ itsef, but jes’ take aw-a de dollahs an' sense it urns, an’ dar wil be er monstrus site of wurk go undun. De man dat kin go er fishan’ an’knm home widout tellin’ er string ®b lies longab dan his string ob fish, bab got er sinch on wun ob de bes’ aeets in de nex’ worl’. Wen er rich man dize de people hyar on yeath wundah how much welth he lef’ behin’ him, but de angels in heaben wundah bow much he hab stowed awa up dar. De wedder buro am. er falure. I kan’t see dat we hab enny bettah wedder since Unkle Sam tuk charg ob de elements dan we had wen Dame Natur had holdi ob de strings. Chicago Ledger.