Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 August 1886 — Bobby’s Article on Cats. [ARTICLE]

Bobby’s Article on Cats.

A cat is a curius animil. It has fore feat and also fore legs. Its head is at one end of its body and its tale is at the other. When it walks its hed gos before and its tale follows along behind. Its front feat walks before and its bine feat walks along behind. If a kan is tide to a cat’s tale it will not track when it walks. It is nut good for a cat to ti a bunch of firecra kersto its tale eather. It is apt to walk too fast and get heated. A cat’s tale is a good handel to pike the cat up by, but it’s hard on the cat. Cats can clime treas. Dogs kant. That is lucky for cats. When a dog gits after them they kan clime a tre, when they kan sass back without gitin kert. You kant hit a cat. Wunct I thru a bute at one, and I hit a nold ruster. The ole ruster he dide, but the cat didn’t.