Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 August 1886 — There Was Scientific Reason in It. [ARTICLE]

There Was Scientific Reason in It.

Mission Teacher—The object of this lesson is to inculcate obedience. Do you know what obey means ? Apt Pupil—Yes, inarm, I obey my pap. “Yes, that’s right. Now tell me why you obey your father?” * “He’s bigger’n me.”— Chicago News. Wife —“ Say, hubby, have you read that novel called ‘One Word Only?’” Husband —“Yes, I guess so.” Wife—“Do you know who is the author?” Husband —“No; but I’m sure it was not written by a woman.”— Hartford Journal. Eloquence, smooth and cutting, is like a razor whetted with oil.