Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1886 — Light Diet. [ARTICLE]

Light Diet.

Mose Schaumburg and Ike Levison are rivals in trade, but personally they are very friendly. Being in a good humor, Mose said to Levison: “Come home mit me and have dinners.” “I vas much opliged put I has choost had some dinners, Mose.” “Ish dot so?” “r a, I has choost dined.” “I don’t believe dot?” “I have choost dined—upon my word •of honor.” '* “V ell, den, come along and eat some more. Yen you has choost dined upon yo'ur vord of honor, you must be hungry, ash dot vash very light diet.”— Texas Siftings.