Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1886 — Page 7

The Country Editor.

The lot of the country editor is not a happy one. He has to submit to many forms of oppression and injustice that his metropolitan brother is unacquainted with. A village grocer will enter the publication office with a patronizing air, as though he owned the village and held a mortgage on two or three more, and orders the insertion of a two-inch advertisement, worth about a dollar, which he pays—next year, if he is dunned often enough. The man of commerce will then casually mention that a half-column special notice upon the editorial page, calling attention to the merits of his stock of dried codfish and Bermuda onions, would be acceptFor this he pays the enormous sum of $030,000.00.

For a half-column portrait of a dude attired in an eight-dollar suit and a St. Patrick’s Day plug hat, the fashionable tailor gives him a box of paper collars, and if he has been profuse with his special notices he will also get a buffalo horn collar-button or a calico necktie out of last year’s stock. He usually secures admission to all entertainments, public and private, upon complimentary tickets, the donors well knowing that for every ounce of outlay, in the shape of a fifteen cent ticket they will secure a pound of profit in the shape of half column puffs.

He goes to the strawberry festival, and for a bite of sponge cake, a mouthful of strawberries and a glass of feeble lemonade he is expected to announce in his next issue, in glaring head-lines, “A Notable Event!—A Congregation of Talent, Wit, Wealth and Beauty!” As a rule, this class are his severest critics, and seldom subscribe for his paper if they can borrow it of their poorer neighbors who pay for it. He goes to the circus, gazes upon the sacred steer and stuffed monkey, exchanges smiles with the hyena, watches the gyrations of the trick mule, listens to the copyrighted jokes of the clown, and has his pockets picked of the $4 oreide watch won at a raffle for the benefit of the parson.

In the lecture room he is a wearied listener to the shabby, long-haired professor who lectures upon “The Cucumber, and the relation it bears to the Colic,” or a long and elaborate essay upon the “Extermination of Bed Bugs. ” He is pestered by a large class of writers whose contributions smack of nothing but the writer’s lack of brains. This class is usually composed of those men who, when told that their sketches are declined, coolly adjust their singlebarreled eye-glasses and exclaim, “But, bigod, sir, I have been to college, you know!” Tlie poor fools do not know that the best of all schools in which to acquire a thorough journalistic education is the printing office. Most of the great editors of the day can go to the case and “rattle up” a stickful as quickly and well as any of the boys.

Amateur printers borrow and never return his type, and a thousand other things occur to make life as burdensome to him as that of the man who pays SI,OOO alimony per year to his red-haired, pug-nosed and frecklefaced sometime wife. He dines not upon ox-tail soup and champainge, but is content with pigs’ rump and cabbage which he washes down with Budweiser beer occasionally. The editor’s day of triumph is when he writes the obituary of one of his tormentors, and he celebrates it in a befitting manner. Immediately after placing the copy in the hands of a compositor he goes out. Soon afterward he is seen on the street, his heels occasionally kissing the back of his neck as he tries to forge ahead. When he reaches the office the men have gone to dinner. He sits down and broods over his troubles and wishes that he were dead. Ah, well! The lead butchers return to work; they see a figure lying upon the floor. The lift it and tenderly place it in the lye trough;' he is cold and dead —drunk. Yes, an obituary means something to a country editor. He lives like a ringtailed moke and lies like a spotted jehosophat, dear, indulgent, liverlipped reader. —Ca amity Sam, in Through Mail.

Farable of the Burglar.

A burglar was going through a house in a Dakota town one night and discovered an exceptionally large roll of money. Curious to know whether he had broken into an editor’s house or that of some other variety of capitalist he turned to the owner who had just awakened and said: “Excuse me, Colonel, but I would like to inquire how you came by such an unusually large wad of wealth!” “Sir!” replied the moneyed man, “I am a member of the Territorial Legislature.” “A thousand pardons!” exclaimed the polite burglar, dropping the money, “Shake! We never steal from members of the profession. Good-night.”—Es-telline Bell.

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Why Is It

That rheumatism anfl neuralgia are so prevalent? This question has not been satisfactorily answered, but it is certain that these diseases are not only the most painful but among the most common, and some member of nearly every family in the land is the victim of one of these dread tormentors. Ladies seem to b? peculiarly liable to neuralgic attacks, which, in the form of neuralgic headache, pain in the back, or nervous pains, are of constant occurrence, particularly at this season of the year. Not until the discovery, of Athlophoros had any remedy been found for either rheumatism, neuralgia or nervous headache, and they were generally conceded to be incurable, but Athlophoros' has been proved to be not only a certain cure for these diseases, in all their varied forms, but a safe remedy. If in the use of Athlophoros, the bowels are kept freely open, its success is certain, and to aid this, Athlophoros Pills are recommended, which, while providing the necessary cathartic, will be found to be a valuable aid to .the action of the medicine. Athlophoros is no new experiment; it has been thoroughly tested, and has proved its wonderful efficacy.

The Athlophoros Pills were originally prepared as a remedy for use in connection with Athlophoros, for rheumatism and neuralgia and kindred complaints. Used in connection with that remedy, they are a certain cure for either of these very common and distressing diseases. They have also been found to be an invaluable remedy for many other complaints, in fact for any and all diseases arising •from vitiated blood or general debility. They are especially valuable for nervous debility, blood poisoning, dyspepsia, distress ' after eating, headache, constipation, loss of appetite, and all stomach or liver troubles. For diseases of women they are invaluable. These pills are perfectly harmless, and may be safely used by adults or children.

Every druggist should keep Athlophoros and Athlophoros Pills, but where they cannot be bought of the druggist the Athlophoros Co., 112 Wall St., New York, will send either (carriage paid) on receipt of regular price, which is SI.OO per bottle for Athlophoros and 50c. for Pills.

Saved by a Dog.

A paper called The Age tells how in Birmingham, England, a child’s life was saved by a Newfoundland dog. A little two-year-old girl, the daughter of the train-master at the railroad depot, is very fond of her father’s Newfoundland dog, an affection which the animal is evidently aware of and reciprocates by constant devotion. The two are playmates, and the attachment between. them is most interesting. A few days ago the dog was observed to be acting strangely. He went from one room to another until he found the mother of the child, when he rubbed himself against her hand and pulled at her dress. The lady took no notice of him, and the dog persisted in his efforts to draw her toward the door. “Go away” said the ladv, “go and find Nellie.” The dog went away whining. A few minutes afterward the mother went to look for her little daughter, and found her lying asleep so close to a large fire that her clothes were scorched. They would have blazed had it not been lor the dog, who had crouched down between her and the fire, taking care to protect her well. Marks on the child’s clothing showed that the dog had tried to drag her out of danger. "When he failed he interposed his own body, and the mother found him in that position whining, while the hair was being singed from his back. The child was still sleeping peacefully. If a dog, without any soul, can be so loving and self-sacrificing, what should we expect from little children who have been trained in the Sunday-school and at home ?— Anon.

The Physiology of the Liver.

The liver is the largest secreting organ in the human bcdy, and the bile which it secretes is more liable to vitiation and misdirection from its proper channels than any other of the animal fluids. Luckily for the bilious, however, there is an unfailing source of relief from liver complaint, namely, Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, a medicine which for over a quarter of a century has been achieving thorough cures of the above-mentioned ailments, fever and ague, dyspepsia, bowel complaints, rheumatic and kidney affection, and disorders involving los< of nervous vigor. It is, moreover, a preventive of malarial disease, and affords protection to thousands of persons residing in districts of country where that dire scourge is prevalent. As a remedy adapted to the medicinal requirements of families, it is supremely desirable, and as a means of fortifying a debilitated system, it is thoroughly to be depended upon.

Ruskin as a Snubber.

Mr. Euskin certainly cannot be accused of treating bis friends and correspondents very graciously. He has written tc inform them that he must decline correspondence in the spring, as he prefers spending such days as may be spared to him in the fields instead of at his desk. If I were one of those “friends and correspondents,” I should, by all means, allow him to enjoy his “rest” to the full, and, at the same time, not only pardon his declining correspondence in the spring, but would allow him to take the same course in the summer, autumn, and winter. If the people will fawn and cringe to such “illustrious” egotists, they cannot expect to be pited when they receive a.i occasional disagreeable snub.— London Truth. A gigantic seaweed more than 1,500 feet long has been found near the equator by the ship Clever, Captain John Stone, portions being taken to Montevideo.

Remarkable Escape.

John Kuhn, of Lafayette, Ind., had a very narrow escape from death. This is his own story: “One year agp I was in the last stages of Consumption. Our best physicians gave my case up. I finally got so low that our doctor said I could not live twenty-four hours. My friend then purchased a bottle of DR WM. HALL’S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS, which benefited me. I continued until I am nowin perfect health, having usedjao Qthejr medicine."

Important.

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A Washington Crank.

One of the characters of Washington is a young fellow who pads his clothing so as to make him seem to be nearly twice as large as he is. His clothes are always neat, but as he wears them he looks more like a stuffed man than a real one. He wears a pair of boots with heels fully four inches high. His coat sleeves are so long that they cover the tips of his fingers, and even beyond that he has a pair of enormous cuffs. This young man is the son of wealthy parents, and is generally regarded as being a trifle daft. One of his peculiarities is a love for his own figure. He thinks he is the handsomest man alive. He rents an office in an up-town building to which no one save only a favored few are admitted. This room he has arranged so that the walls and ceiling are entirely covered with mirrors. Strange stories are told of the young man’s actions in this apartment. Is is said he will remain there for hours admiring himself as reflected in the glass, all the while cutting up the most extraordinary antics. On the street he never looks to the right nor to the left. He never speaks to any one unless first addressed. Several times he has been guyed by young fellows who thought they would have a lark at his expense. In each and every instance they have been soundly tbraslied, for he is one of the most expert and scientific sparrers in the city. This man is one of Washington’s most notable oddities. —Philadelphia Call.

The longest pleasure with which we are familiar is of a passive kind—namely, sleep._ No trouble to swallow Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. Stab actors are to be known as headlights of the footlights.

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“Put Up” at the Gault House.

The business man or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the low price of $2 and $2.50 per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel is located in the center of the city, only one block from the Union Depot Elevator; all appointments first-class. Hoyt & Gates, Proprietors.

THIN PEOPLE.

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HEART PAINS.

Palpitation, Dropsical Swellings,Dizziness,lndigestion, Headache, Ague, Liver and Kidney Complaint, Sleeplessness cured by“Wells’Health Renewer.” Elegant Tonic for Adultsor children.

LIFE PRESERVER.

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OUT OF SORTS YES! SICK ALL OVER Liver torpid, bowels costive, blood sluggish, stomach weak and full; your digestion i.i impaired and the organs inactive; your perceptions are dull and stupefied; your temper irritable and peevish; you are unfit for business or companionship . IVhat you need is to PURELY VEGETABLE. AN EFFECTUAL SPECIFIC FOB MALARIOUS FEVERS, BOWEL COMPLAINT, JAUNDICE, COLIC, SLEEPLESSNESS, MENTAL DEPRESSION, SICK HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION, NAUSEA, BILIOUSNESS, DYSPEPSIA, Ac. I have used many remedies for Dyspepsia, Liver Affection and Debility,but never have found anything to benelit to the extent that Simmons Liver Regulator has. I sent from Minnesota to Georgia for the remedy, and would have sent further for such a medicine, and would advise all who are similarly affected to give it a trial, as it seems the only thing that never fails to relieve. P. M. JANNEY. Minneapolis, Minnesota. See that yon get the genuine, with tha red Z on front of Wrapper, prepared only by J. H. ZEILIN & CO., Sol* Proprietors, PHILADELPHIA, PA.

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