Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 June 1886 — Done in Milwaukee. [ARTICLE]

Done in Milwaukee.

“You c-can’t get b-bloodout of a turnip,” said the stuttering bartender, as he landed a beer mug on the head of a defaulting tramp, “but I b-bel eve I c-can out of a b-beat;” and then he grabbed the off ender by the throat. “You hadn’t artichoke me that way,” gasped the sufferer; “lettuce part friends.” “Friends n-nothiug,” yelled the bartender; “I can’t stand y-your c-cabbag-ing. You c-cumber the saloon and make me m-melancholy. D-don’t you c-come in here a-g-gain.” “Oh, how you’ve made my spine ache!” whined the tramp, as he went out into the cold and pitiless world.— Peck’s Sun. The only cough mixture before the people that contains no opiates or narcotics is Red Star Cough Cure. Price, twenty-five cents.