Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 June 1886 — Hard to Please. [ARTICLE]

Hard to Please.

“Never fear, my dear,” remarked the wife to her impecunious husband; “never fear; I still love you.” “I know that,” he replied; “but that doesn’t help matters much.” “I’ll trust you always,” she exclaimed. - “Yes, my dear,” he replied, with a sigh that came from his heart; “that is very fine, but unfortunately you are not the grocer.”— New York Graphic.