Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 June 1886 — Page 3

A LIBERAL OFFER.

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Moved to Tears.

“John?” “Yes, dear.” “Do you remember coming home last night and asking me to throw you an assorted lot of key-holes out of the window, so that you might find one large and steady enough to get your latch-key in?” “Yes, dear.” “And do you remember the night before how you asked me to come down and hold the stone steps still enough for you to step on ?” “Jfes, dear.” “And the night before that, how you tried to jump into the bed as it passed your corner of the room ?” “Yes, dear.” “And still another night, when you carefully explained to me that no man was intoxicated as long as he could lie down without holding on, and then attempted to go to bed on a perpendicular wall ?” “Yes, dear.” “John, do you realize that you have come home sober but two nights in the past week?” “Have I, dear?” “That’s all, and you ought to be ashamed of yourself, too. The idea of a man of your age But, John, why, you’re crying. There, there, dear, I didn’t mean to be too severe. After all, you did come home sober two nights.” “Yes, that’s what makes me feel so bad.” And then the meeting adjourned.— Chicago Rambler.

Out Worst Enemies,

Next to our vices, are our follies. Among them is the imperiling of future bodily comfort, and the average tenure of life to which persons of moderately good constitutions are presumably entitled, by imprudence in eating and drinking, and the reckless use of drugs. It is one of the happy capabilities of Hostelter’s Stomach Bitten that it can repair damages thus inflicted. When the blood is thin and watery, tho bowels out of order, the complexion and tongue both giving evidence of bih/dsness, there is a necessity for repairs upor/fhb human tenement obvious enough to startle its possessor. A course of tho Bitters, tho Abandonment of “drugging" for relief, and a common-sense diet and mode of life—these will speedily produce a change for the hotter. What quinine for fever and ague, and mercury for biliousness and constipation, won t do, the Bitters will. It also relieves rheumatism and neuralgia, and inactivity of the kidneys.

The Children.

I know that a sweet child is the sweetest thing in nature, not even excepting the delicate creatures that bear them.— Charles Lamb.

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Scholastic.

Speaking of school stories, I went toschool myself once, and one day when visitors were present the teacher thought he would show off the. spelling and defining class. Things went on well until the word “singular” was given out. There seemed to be a diversity of opinion as to the meaning of the word, one saying it meant one thing and another another, until the teacher, by the way of throwing light upon the matter, asked; “Now, if I should say a man was a singular man, what should I mean?” whereupon a bright boy shouted, “A man that didn’t have any wife!” A teacher asked one of her pupils the other day to give her the sum of five and six. “ ’Leven,” was the reply. “You shouldn’t say ’leven,” she said. “Say ‘eleven’ always. Next boy, how many are five and seven?” “E-twelve!” was the prompt reply. This mast prove that Gen. Walker is right when he says that our publicschool children learn logic rather than numbers in their study of arithmetic.— Louisville Courier-Journal. The true secret of success is merit. This is so with Red Star Cough Cure, a purely vegetable compound, entirely free from opiates, poisons and narcotics, and which has received the public endorsement of physicians and chemist's evervwhere. Twenty-five cents.

The New Judge Charges a Jury.

He said: “Gentlemen of the jury, charging a jury is a new business to me, as this is my first case. You have heard all the evidence as well as myself; you have also heard what the learned counsel have said. If you believe what the counsel for the plaintiff has told you, your verdict will be for the plaintiff; but if, on the other hand, you believe what the defendant’s counsel has told you, then you will give a verdict for the defendant. But if you are like me, and don’t believe what either of them has said, then I’ll be if I know what yon will do. Constable, take charge of the jury."— Medical and Surgical Reporter. The Vico President of the City Brewery, Mr. J. Helmus, of Louisville, Ky., was entirely cured in one week of a severe attack of rheumatism by St. Jacobs Oil. A Glasgow physician tells of a patient who was troubled with foul eructations, the odor of the gas coming from his stomach being disagreeable to himself and all about him. Once his breath caught fire from a lighted match coming near the mouth; doubtless due to the development of carburetted hydrogen in a very disordered stomach. Now that the country is so prolific in useful gas wells, men’s stomachs can be devoted to better purposes than developing their own illuminating gas.— Dr. Foote's Health Monthly. Atek’s Ague Cure is warranted a sure cure for all malarial disorders. “And how old are you, my little man?” “I’m not old at all; I’m nearly new!” The beneficial results produced by the use of Hall’s Hair Renewor are wonderful. “All flesh is grass,” but some people display more greenness than others.

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