Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 May 1886 — How to Shorten Life. [ARTICLE]

How to Shorten Life.

The receipt is simple. You have only to take a violent cold, and neglect it Abernethy, the great English surgeon, asked a lady who told him she only had a cough: “What would yon have? The plague?” Beware of “only coughs. ” The worst cases can, however, be cured by DR. WM. HALL’S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS. In Whooping Cough find Croup it immediately allays irritation, and is sure to prevent a fatal termination of the disease. Sold by druggists.