Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 May 1886 — If Your Lungs Are Destroyed [ARTICLE]

If Your Lungs Are Destroyed

do not expect that Dr. Piercs’s “Golden Medical Discovery” will make new ones for you. It can do much, but not impossibilities. If, however, you have not yet reached the last stages of consumption, there is hope for you. But do not delay, lest you cross the fatal line where help is impossible. The Discovery has arrested the aggravating cough of thousands of consumptives, cured their night-sweats and hectic fevers, and restored them to health and happiness. • A Massachusetts man has patented an adding machine for bookkeepers. No subtracting machine has been invented. Not necessary. “Close the door gently. And bridle the breath; I’ve one of my headaches— I'm sick unto death.* “Take ‘Purgative Pellets,’ They’re pleasant and sure; I’ve some in my pocket I’ll warrant to cure.” Dr. Pierce’s “Pleasant Purgative Pellets” are both preventive and curative. “I want an honest dollar!’’ exclaimed the politician. “Go to work, then," cried one of his hearers.— New Haven News.