Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 May 1886 — Breach, Rupture, or Hernia. [ARTICLE]

Breach, Rupture, or Hernia.

Cures guaranteed In the worst cases.* No knife or truss treatment. Pamphlet and references, 10 cents in stamps. World’s Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main 6treet, Buffalo, N. Y. Fine—two dollars and costs. Finer—the Judge. Finis—the prisoner. To err is human, but you make no mistake if yon use Dr. Jones’ Red Clover Tonic for dyspepsia, costiveness, bad breath, piles, pimples, ague and malaria, poor appetite, low spirits, or diseases of the kidneys, stomach, and liver. 50 cents. There is a town in Massachusetts not afraid of small-pox or typhoid fever. It’s Haddam. ASO cent bottle of Dr. Bigelow’s Positive Cure will promptly and thoroughly cure the worst case of recent cough, cold, or throat or lung trouble. Buy the dollar bottle for chronic cases. Pleasant to take. A “Order slate” is the injudicious advice suspended before certain coal offices. To strengthen and invigorate the stomach, and to stimulate the appetite, take Ayer’s Pills. “Too-fobte,” as tho horseman said to the Professor’s performance on the piano. The best preparation for coloring the beard is Buckingham’s Dye for the Whiskers. The devil is a gentleman and will get up and go if he is told. —Sam Jones.