Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 April 1886 — Important. [ARTICLE]

Important.

When you visit or leave New York City, save baggage, expressage, and $3 carriage hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Central Depot 613 froonis, fitted up at a cost of one million dollars, $1 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied with the best Horse cars, stages, and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the city. Too Many Juliets for Romeo’s Comfort. “Where are you going?” asked Knickerbocker Jones of Bob Van Slyck, as they met near the Grand Central Depot. “I’m going off for a day or so,” re'plied Bob, who was carrying a valise. “What’s up?” “Nothing, except to-mo:row is my birthday, and the young lady to whom lam engaged is to call at the house to congratulate me, and make me some little present. I don’t care to be there when she calls. ” “I don’t understand you, Van Slyck. If I was enraged to a young lady, and she was going to call and see me on my birthday, I should be the happiest man in New York. “Yes, but the other two are going to call also —all three of them are going to call on me if I am there, don’t you understand?” and he hurried into the depot to catch the 3 o’clock train.— Texas Siftings.

“Be wise with speed; A fool at forty is a 1001 indeed!” So said Young. Straws show which way the wind blows, and there are a score of symptoms any one of which shows the existence of catarrh. Neglected, it will rob tne blood of its purity and the system of its strength. Get Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. It cures even long-standing cases, as thousands testify, and should be used for colds in the head, which often result in confirmed catarrh. As a rule, lawyers are a brave class of men. “It’s conscience that makes cowards of us all,” you know. Those who take Dr. Jones’ Red Clover Tonic never have dyspepsia, costiveness, bad breath, piles, pimples, ague and malaria, poor appetite, low spirits, headache, or kidney troubles. Price 50 cents. A reward of crime: that offered for the capture of tne transgressor. The most scientific compound for the cure of coughs, colds, and all throat and lung troubles is Dr. Bigelow’s Positive Cure. It is pleasant, prompt, and safe. 50 cents and sl. “The laborer is worthy of his higher,” as the strikers read it The lives of many children have been saved by the timely use of Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. How to make a howling swell—stick a pin into him. L To eradicate dandruff, and keep the scalp moist and clean, use Hall’s Hair Renewer. Bound in calf—the turkey that was eaten by a dude.