Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 April 1886 — They’ll Never Be Missed. [ARTICLE]

They’ll Never Be Missed.

The brainy person who knows it all. The woman who wears an eclipse hat to the opera. The man who is jealous of his neighbor’s success. The man who throws ashes and paper into the street. The croaker who is always complaining of hard times. The practical joker who gets wrathy when the joke is on himself. The man who borrows his neighbor’s paper before the neighbor has used it. The long-nosed individual who busies himself with the affairs of other people. The person who had friends and money and made no Christmas presents. The bigot who forms his own opinion and demands that others coincide with him. Mr. Growler and Mrs. Grundy, who can’t bear to see young people enjoy themselves. —Rockland Courier. A bass singer ought to preserve the even tenor of his ways.