Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 March 1886 — Uncle’s Fat Wife. [ARTICLE]

Uncle’s Fat Wife.

Why is the letter p like uncle’s fat wife going up hill? It makes ant pant (aunt), and cooling off too soon produces coughs and colds. Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum'and Mullein will cure her.

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