Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 March 1886 — The Difference. [ARTICLE]

The Difference.

“Papa,” said an inquisitive youth, “what is the difference between a broker and a banker?” Papa is puzzled, but brings experience to his aid. He finally tells the difference: “A broker is one who breaks you to pieces by degrees; a banker takes you in at a gulp.’ —Boston liecord. Prof. C. A. Donaldson, of Louisville, Ky., the well-known pioneer, in eighteen years spent SIO,OOO in trying to get rid of his rheumatism, and failed. At last he used St. Jacobs Oil, was cured and sold his crutches. In England there is now a society for the “preservation of footpaths.” The late State Chemist of Delaware, Prof. Charles P. Williams, says that Red Star Cough Cure is safe and valuable and contains neither morphia, opium nor any other narcotic poison. The price is only 25 cents.