Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 March 1886 — Page 8

JORDAN AND MARION ITEMS.

Roads rough, Wood hauling is the order or the dav. Caitle are looking well at present; Prayer meeting at the Nevei Fail school house every Tnursday evening. Literary at the Blake school house every Wednesday evening Every l " body invited to attend. Perry Blake has moved oub mile east of his former residence. Mr, Yeader has moved to the southern part of the township.

Eula Iliff is the champion wrestler and boxer of Jordan Any one wishing to try their muscle will do well to give him a call. Madames Benson and ELilderbraud are sics with cancer. They cannot recover, Tony Zimmer has moved into the house lately vacated by Mr. Yeader. Thourus Dauoherty is erecting a new dwelling house on his farm.— Smith & Son, of Rensselaer, ara the* builders. The political pot has begun to boil Wes Reed is working for the Republican nomination for Assessor. Th*' Democrats will spoil his fun with Mr. McGlinn or some other good man as their candidate. Curt. Weave»|lost a good cow a few days since. William Babcodk bar. gone to Wabash county* to buy cattle. Henry C. Pierson will soon move to the Pierson farm, east of ensselaer. A man from Goodlaua takes.hts place on the Huston farm Rev. Mcßeynolds preached at the Never Fail school house last Sunday. He scored the daneers right and left. Every body was highly pleased with the sermon. Health generally good. The sohools of Jordan are closing in good condition. Tne attendance is better than iast year.

UNION ITEMS.

Weather fair Quit* a “Polar Wave” struck this section Sunday. There is considerable church talk at present A|meeting will be held at the Brushwood Wednesday night to discuss the subject. It is something the community needs. Wiih one exception, the schools in this township will close this week Wil;l Lily, A. M. Mundan, teacher, will not close for some time yet. The singing school, at Wild Lily, is among the pleasures of the past. Men in this vicinity are being pus ■- ed forward for the township offices

Tb<- contest will be close.

Tin Was Posted.— ”Pnst no bills under penalty,’had been duly inscribed oh a high board fence, and the o.viH r lm<! made frantic enleavers to catch some one who had disregarded the request. Early o e morning the kDight of the pasteebrush was busily engaged in ornamenting the fence with a paper sdvertisement concern* ing a celebrated iver cure; “See here,“ yelled tne owner of the fence to the paste mixol gist, “can’t vou read?” “ Yes, I can|read,“ replied the past* er. j “W&IJ, then, what's the matter with that sign I have pui on the fence?” ye'led the infuriated owner. “L don’t see an\tbi g the master with it,”said the bill~po9ter “You blockhead, can’t you read what ft Bays?* “Yes, but I don’t see anvthfng in thar which will prevent me from putting up the e bills.” “The devji you don’t. Then I’ll i

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read it for you: ‘Post no btlls under peunlty ‘That’s all right enough,” replied th« billposter, ‘I am pasting over penalty.”

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j “Den tef & cry for you, old man; mu-h datnng done?” “Burnt up • (it of coal ” “O, o"igin? in your shed ?” “O* . 00. it “DiJn’i have wood an I coal in your ho use?” “Weil, yes.a I'ttle; and you see the thing get a going and blazed away all night. ” • Dquce you say! Couldn’t the fi.e department stop it?” • “Wei!, yes, s’pose they could; but they didn’t try!” ‘ Why, that’s infamous!!” “Fa t is. k’s burning yet!” j “Why, mm alive, are you crazy, coaly standing there on the stree' corner while your house is burning up?” “Who said anything about my house burning down? Fire in our big base burner. u And he got around the corner I'-vely to escape the snowballs Smith sent flying after him, who Regretted he hadr.t a shot gun ban dy. An exchange says a pinch c r powdere 1 alumiu muddy water will make it as clear as crystal. Farmers— Leave your orders for Fruit Trees with “Turkey Joe” and Allen Catt.

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