Democratic Sentinel, Volume 10, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 February 1886 — How to Shorten Life. [ARTICLE]

How to Shorten Life.

The receipt is simple. You have only to take a violent cold, and neglect it. Abemetby. the great English Surgeon, asked a lady who told him she only had a cough: “What would you have? The plague?” Beware of “only coughs.” The worst cases can, however, be cured by DR. WM. HALL’S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS. In Whooping Cough and Croup it immediately allays irritation, and is sure to prevent a fatal termination of the disease. Sold by druggists.