Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 January 1886 — Strange Ways of the Modern Young Man. [ARTICLE]

Strange Ways of the Modern Young Man.

“It seems to me that the young men nowadays have some queer ways about them,” remarked old Mrs. Pipkin, as she divested herself of her wrappings after a trip down town. “Why so, mother?” asked her sou. “Why, in the street car to day there were two young fellows, and one said to tlie other: ‘Where's your overcoat ?’ ‘ln soak,’ replied the other one; ‘Where’s yours?’ ‘Same place,’was the answer, ‘mine has been in soak all summer.’ Now when I was a young woman the men used to put their overcoats in a trunk with camphor and things to keep away the moths, but 1 suppose the latest style is to put them in soak. I’d think it would take all the shape out of them.”— Pittsburg Chronicle. A wok i> of kindness is seldom spoken in vain—it is a seed which eyen dropped by chance springs up a flower. Toimg' and middle-aged men suffering from nervous debility and kindred affections, as loss of memory and pypochondria, should inclose 10 cents in stamps for large illustrated treatise suggesting 6ure means of cure. Address World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. “All’s well that ends swell,” said the surgeon as lie plunged his scalpel into the abscess. — St. Paul Herald. Those who tako Dr. Jones’ Red Clover Tonic never have dyspepsia, costivonoss, bad breath, piles, pimples, aguo aud malaria, poor appetite, low spirits, headache, or kidney troubles. Price 60 cents. A thieves’ dictionary bas just been published. It is a work of abstract knowledge. — St. Paul Herald. Foe throat and lung troubles, the most reliable remedy is Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. It must be a poor singer who can’t make his “board” from the “timbre” of his voice.—Musical Herald. The most scientific compound for the cure of coughs, colds, and all throat and lung troublos is Dr. Bigelow’s Positive Cure. It is pleasant, prompt, and safe. 50 cents aud sl. He is only a success at boating whose life is oar.— St. Paul Herald. Physicians indorse Hall’s Hair Renewer. Ita use is always attended with good results. A dey spell—S-a-h-a-r-a. Spellbound—The Dictionary. — Puck.