Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 December 1885 — “I Don't Know What Alls Me,” [ARTICLE]

“I Don't Know What Alls Me,”

says many a sufferer. *T nave tbe ‘blues’ frightfully; I am troubled with headache and dizziness; 1 have lost my appetite; there is a bad taste in my mouth'constantly. What is tbe matter with me?” We will tell you; you are ‘ bilious.’’ Bet a bottle of Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery," use it faithfully, and you will soon be a new man again. AU druggists have it. It ain’ alius de silent man dat's de smarten'. De sheep doan make ez much fuss ez de dog, but he am' got nigh ez much sense. —Plantation PhUoeoph He—“ Yon made a fool of me when I married you, nia am.” She—“Lor! You always told ine you was a self-made man!” London Pu nch. “ Said Aaron to Moses, Let’s cut off our noses.” Aarou must have been a sufferer from catarrh. The desperation which catarrh produces is often sufficient to make people say and do many rash things, and many continue suffering just as If no such cure as Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy existed. It euros every case, from the simplest to the most complicated, and all the oonsequences of catarrh. A person once cured by Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy will not be apt to take cold again, as it leaves the mucous membrane healthy and strong. By druggists. “You may step down and out,” said the hangman to the political murderer. — Carl Ih-etzel's Weekly. The Uureau of Vitnl Statistics makes no return of the mortality caused by overdrugging tbe sick. Hundreds of patients are killed in this way, ninety-nine per cent, of whom might have been saved by the use of that simple vegetable antidote, Dn. Walker’s California Vinegar Bitters, rapid in its action, and without alcohol. The gathering darkness must come to a head at daybreak. —The Judge. For nvspEcsi a, indigestion, depression of spirits, and general debility in their various forms; also, as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the “Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of Caiisaya,” made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., of New York, and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no euuaL Y«ur medicine cured me of rheumatism. I was not able to walk when I began taking Athl< phoros. 1 only used two bottles when my rheumatism disappeared, and I have been well since. John H. Hutsel, 678 West Indiana St., Chicago, 111. When you get your boots and shoes straightened use Lyon’s Heel Stiffeners; they will save you money, give you comfort, and keep them straight. The U. S. Government are using large numbers of ’ihe Improved Howe Scales. Borden, Seileck & Co., Agents, Chicago, 111. The best cougn medicine is nso’s cure ror Consumption. Sold everywhere. -sc.