Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 December 1885 — Very Like a Tornado. [ARTICLE]

Very Like a Tornado.

“Papa, what is a tornado ?” asked a youthful seeker after information. Glancing nervously around the room to see it the coast was clear, he said: “You have often heard your mother blowing me up for bringing company home without previously notifying her?” “Yes, sir.” “Well, that is as much like a tornado as anything I know of. But you needn’t tell your mother that I said so, however.” —New York Journal. Female car conductors are common objects in the towns of Chili. During the war with Peru, when most of the able-bodied men were drafted into the army, women were employed 'in this capacity, and proved themselves so success! 1 that they have been continued in the employment. They are usually girls from 21) to j. 5, dressed in natty uniforms and jaunty Panama hats and white pinafores. Use tho sureßt remedy for catarrh—Dr. Sage’s.