Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 November 1885 — BUCKLEN'S ARNICA SALVE. [ARTICLE]

BUCKLEN'S ARNICA SALVE.

The greatest medical wonder of the world. ‘ Warranted to speedily cure Burns, Bruises, Cuts,Ulcers,Halt Rheum, Fever Sores, Cancers, Piles, Chilblains, Coins, Tetter, Chapped Hands, and all ik n eruptions, guaranteed to cure in every instance, or money refunded. 85 ce. ts per box. For sale by F. B. Meyer. A woman ate a cake of glycerine soap to cure a cough, thinking it was a new mixture. When she re - turned the remaining cakes to the druggist she amazed the clerk by saying that she took me of those things. “It was uwful to swallow, but it cured the cough.” Minister (fashionable church wedding)—Whom God hath joined together, let no man put asunder. Let us unite in prayer. Bride (kneeling, whispering)—Remember, George, we are .to pass down the right aisle, and do try and not be awkward. You mortify me to death sometimes. “My husband is so poetic,” said on lady to mother in a feovuuh street oar the other day. “Have you ever tried rubbin’ his jints with hartshorn liniment, mum?’* interrupted a beeiy-looking woman with a market-basket at her feet, who was sitting at her elbow and ov'rheaid the remark. “That’ll straighten him out as quick as anything I know of, if he liaint got it too bad.”—T Washington Republic.

*There is a pool in Utah only a foot deep, and situated at a very high altitude, that refuses to freeze even in the severest winters. There is another that mysteriously replenishes itself with half-grown trout. One stream, though clear as crystal to the eye, and tastless, stains all the vegetation it Hows over a deep brow . A warm spring’ near Salt Lake City is the strongest sulphur water in the world. A hot spring a few miles off, with waters so hot that you can hardly put your band into them, and as bright as diamodds, is one of the most remarkable combinations of chemicals ever analyzed. • Peterson’s Magazine for Decemb ris received, surpassing in beauty even what we had expected. It contains two costly steel-engrav-ings; a mammoth colored steel fashion-plate; a superb colored pattern, such as would sell at retail for fifty cents: and more than half a hundred of fashions, embroidery, etc. Only the immense circulation of “Peterson” can explain v .ow this can be afforded. The literary contents are even better than usual; Mrs. Ann 8. Stephens finishes her powerful novelet, that has awakened so much interest during the year. Professor Boutelie contributes a story so intensely exciting, that it might have b en written by the late Hugh Conway himsell. Besides these, there are numerous other firstclass tales and other articles, some of them charmingly illustrated.This number ends the volume. Great improvements for 1886 are promised, though ‘Peterson’ seems to us already as nearly perfect as a lady’s-book can be. Every woman ought to tak 4 it. It is exceedingly cheap: only Two Dollars a year.— Great deductions ar<* made, moreover, to clubs, with costly premiums for getting up clubs; among others, an extra copy to a person getting up a club of four and sending $6 50. Now is the time to get up clubs. Specimens are sent gratis, if written for in good faith. Address Charles J. Pederson, 306 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, Pa -■ ■■■■ , Goods delivere l at all points in Rensselaer, from the Chicago Grocery. • J. i extensive stock of new, Cloth ing just rec iived and opened out at r'ENDlo’s.