Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 November 1885 — Page 7

Polities Too Much for Him.

A lady on Fifth avenue, New York, quickly summoned a doctor: •\jh, doctor, my husband is neayiy dead. He atteuded a caucus last night, lie made four speeches and promised to be 'frith his fellow citizens again to-day. But, Hi, doctor, he looks nearly dead.” “Has he been in politics long ?' “No, only last year. He worked hard for •James McCaulay’s election.” “He will get well, madam! He has a stomach for any disease, if he worked for him!” Political life, of short or long duration, is very exhausting, as is evident from the great mortality which prevails among public men. Ex. U. B. Senator B. K. Bruce, who has been long in public life, says: “The other day, when stepping into a car at a crossing, I found Dr. within, who eyed me up and down in a surprised way, remarking: “ • Why, Senator, how well you look!’ “ * Well, I feel pretty well,’ I answered.” The doctor uttered an incredulous reply, when the Senator frankly told him, in answer to an inquiry, that it was Warner’s safe cure which accomplished for him what the profession had failed to do. Senator Bruce says his friends are very much astonished at this revelation of power. —The Globe. •Overwhelmingly defeated.

A Kind-Hearted Texan.

Colonel Mcßride Sumpter, of Austin, while in New York, dropped into a fashionable restaurant, and having surprised his stomach with a small repast, asked the waiter what was the damage. On being told, Colonel Sumpter handed out a $5 bill, but on receiving back the change he made the ghastly discovery that there was a dime missing. He demanded an explanation from the waiter, who was a Frenchman. “Ze dime is for my douceur.” “I didn’t order any, and I won’t pay for it,” retorted Sumpter. “I mean, sore, ze dime is for my pour boire. ” “It is for your poor boy, is it ’? That’s a different thing. I didn’t know you had sickness in your family. Here’s a quarter for him, 'poor feller.” And, with the consciousness of having relieved the sufferings of the sick and afflicted, Colonel Sumpter put bis hat on the side of his head and sauntered out of the hostlery. —Texas Siftings.

Mrs. Runkle’s Museum.

Mrs. B. B. Bunkle, of Mexico, Mo., has a pet crow that can swear in all foreign languages, and when the saucy bird was heard making a great to-do out in the yard of the lady’s residence this afternoon the investigation resulted in beholding “Jim Crow” making full tilt for the house, with a large snake in pursuit. The reptile chased the bird over the porch and into the hall, when, becoming frightened at the shrieks of Mrs. Bunkle and her colored servant, it stopped and coiled up, spreading itself out flat, somewhat resembling a plate. In spite of its ugly appearance, Mrs. Bunkle grabbed a door-weiglit and killed the snake, which proved to be a spreading viper a little over three feet in length, and one of the most venomous reptiles known. When the snake was struck a live frog jumped out of its mouth, which frightened the lady more than the reptile itself. The snake, frog, and crow are all on exhibition at the Bunkle residence. — St. Louis GlobeDemocrat.

Eye Doctors of India.

The itinerant eye-doctor of India performs his operations with a confidential celerity which the more civilized oculist would call recklessness. As he enters a town he bawls: “Do you want back your sight?—one rupee only.” When a customer appears lie takes out his penknife and performs the operation while standing in the open square. Then he binds up the wound, tells his patient to keep in the dark for a fortnight, and pockets his rupee. And this proceeding, it is. said, is almost always successful. No opiates or poison. Only twenty-five cents. Red Star Cough Cure.

A Scratch.

“I never made but one mistake in Dr. Shorthand’s prescriptions,” remarked the pharmacist, looking at one bottle while he reached up .for another. “How was that?”asked the customer. “I put up what he wanted,” replied the man of drugs. “Usually I try to read his prescription apd always get it wrong, but that night the gas went out and I put it up in the dark. Burdette. A man in Syracuse collected accounts of the lives of ten thousand centenarians. He found that six thousand of them came from Connecticut, and that the majority of them were women. Fifty single women came up to the century mark, but only twelve bachelors. One hundred ministers lived to be 100, and only thirty doctors, ten lawyers, and ten actors.- A centenarian newspaper man could not be discovered.

Decline of Man.

Mental or organic weakness, nervous debility and kindred delicate diseases, however induced, speedily and permanently cured. For large illustrated book of particulars inclose 10 cents in stamps and address, World’s Dispensary Medical Associaticfti, 603 Mam street, Buffalo, N. Y. Motto for a dude: “There’s room at the top.”

To January, 1886, Free.

We do not know whether our readers appreciated the announcement of the Youths’ Companion we published lust week. We have known the paper since childhood, and It seems to grow better and better with each volume. Certainly no more could be afforded for $1.75 In a weekly paper trtian the Companion gives Its readers, and we advise you to subscribe at once and get the rest of the year free, as they offered in the advertisement. “1 have used your. Athlophoros for rheumatism, with success, and would recommend It ic all atfiictetf with that disease,” is the testimony of O&car Allen, Des Moines, lowa, traveling agent for Warder, Bushnell. & Glea4ne’r, o'C Chicago; •/.. -j ft L, - Ovan 200,0C0 Howe Scales have been sold, and the demntjl Increasing continually. Borden, SeHeck & Co.*" Agents, Chicago, 111. .

THE HOTEL CLERK’S STORY.

It is the f&Bhion among many so-called humorists to represent the American hotel cleric as a lordly and supercilious being, who, with a headlight diamond in his immaculate shirt front and a look of contemptuous disdain upon his classic features, sends tired and travel-stained arrivals off to impossible regions in the fifteenth story, or haughtily refuses them any lodging whatever. The fact is that the true American hotel clerk is an invaluable feature of our civilization. The time of the arrivals and departures of all the trains on all the milroads is at his tongue’s end; he is full of information about what is interesting at the theaters, and of stories of actors and actresses who have stopped at his hotel, and withal a kindly man, who, if the house is crowded, will let you sleep on a billiard table. Mr. W. P. Hammond, who is clerk at the West End Hotel, 503 and 505 West Madison street, Chicago, is of this obliging disposition and is always ready to give any information regarding the hotel to those who seek it. The accomplished landlady of the West End has recently suffered with rheumatism. The story of her cure is thus told by Clerk Hammond: “Our landlady was taken with quite a severe attack of rheumatism in the lower limbs, suffering much pain and being scarcely able to walk. She heard of Athlophoros and of the cures it had effected, and sent me to the drug store to buy a bottle of it. I got it, and in half an hour's time after she had taken the first dose she felt relieved, and in a few days the rheumatism was entirely gone.” * “How much did she take?” “About one bottle.” “Has she had any return of the pain?” “Not to my knowledge,” replied Mr. Hammond, “and I am certain she would be likely to say something about it if she had. She speaks of Athlophoros in the highest terms, and has recommended it to many. In one case I remember the cure was as quick as in her own.” The accuracy of Clerk Hammond’s statements is fully confirmed by the landlady herself, who is not averse to having it known how she was cured. “I will tell you something about my cure,” she said to a visitor who called to l«arn the facts in her case. “I was so lame and suffered so much pain that it was impossible for me to bend my limbs or walk around my room wiUiout taking hold of the back of a chair for support. My relief, after taking the first dose of Athlophoros, was almost immediate. In fact, after taking a few doses I was well and have not been troubled since. At the same time that I was suffering from the rheumatism, there was a lady boarding in my hotel who was suffering with facial neuralgia so much that it was impossible for her to sit up. I advised her to try ‘my remedy,’ that being the name I have for Athlophoros. After she had taken two doses of it she was well, and the next thing I knew I saw her rushing for a street-car to go up town. My confidence in Athlophoros cannot bo shaken. I find it a positive cure for nervous headache and shall always keep some in tho hotel, as I cannot afford to suffer from rheumatism, neuralgia, or any such trouble while I can get a medicine like Athlophoros.” If you cannot got Athlophobos of your druggist, we will send it, express paid, on receipt of regular price—one dollar per bottle. We prefer that you buy it from your druggist, but if he hasn’t it, do not be persuadod to try something else, but order at once from us, as directed. Atulophobos Co., 112 Wall street, New York.

Max O’Rell says that London contains more Roman Catholics than Rome, more Jews than the whole of Palestine, more Irish than Dublin, more Scotchmen than Edinburgh, more Welshmen than Cardiff, and more country folks than the counties of Devon, Durham and Warwickshire put together. It has a birth in every five minutes; has seven accidents every day in its B,UOO miles of streets; has an average of forty miles of streets opened and 15,000 new houses every year. In ,1883 there were added 22,110 new houses to the vast aggregate of dwellings which is called the metropolis, thus forming 368 new streets and one new square, covering a distance of sixty-six miles and eighty-four yards.

It Is a Fact

well established that consumption, if attended to in its first stages, can be cured. There is, however, true and rational way to cure this disease, which is really scrofulous ulceration of the lungs, except through purifying the blood. Keep the liver in' perfect order and pure blood will be the result. Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery,” a purely vegetable compound does, all this and more: while it purities the blood it also builds up the system, strengthening it against future attacks of disease. Ask for Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery.” Take no other. Of druggists. The man who never pays his debts probably believes with Byron that “ Time at last sets ail things even.” —Punxsutawney Tribune.

Some Folks

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