Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 October 1885 — Don’t Lie Abed. [ARTICLE]

Don’t Lie Abed.

One of the most dangerous habits people can indulge in is that of lying in bed. Nine-tenths of all the deaths occur in bed. Nearly one-half of all those who are murdered are murdered in bed. It is while you are in bed that your house is robbed and your chickens stolen. It is while you are in bed that the bugs bite you and the bad dreams haunt you. Therefore, dear reader, never go to bed. —Punxsutawney Tribune.

“Golden Medical Discovery” will not cure a person whose lungs are almost wasted, but It is an unfailing remedy for consumption if taken in time. All druggists. It is hardly probable that there are any telephones in heaven. And yet every angel will be recognized by his halo.