Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 September 1885 — BROWN BREAD. [ARTICLE]

BROWN BREAD.

[From the Ch'cago Ledser. | Woman is most muscular in the heart. The man who is so busy that he has no time to laugh needs a vacation. Get the cash from the man who never has a kind word for anybody. It is said that a divorce lawyer would starve in J apan. Then by all means let him be sent there. Some people have so little enterprise about them it seems a marvel the birds of the air don’t build nests in their hair. , Shakspeare may rank pretty well with folks who have money in the bank, but people who battle with the wolf at short range have more of a preference for Bacon. Some people claim that luck is pluck, but you can find an editor with a poor circulation a good deal easier than you can bring the luckless million to view it in that way. The man who breaks in a new set of store teeth may not have the blood of martyrs in him, but he has about everything else needed to insure success in that business. „ Somebody wants to know why pretty women generally marry homely men. We have a clinging belief that fit is done to give their own beauty the bene J fit of contrast. There is considerable similarity in one particular between the lo ust and a growing boy. It is supposed that a locust devours three times its own weighs every fifteen days.