Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 September 1885 — “Oh! But I Salivated Him!” [ARTICLE]

“Oh! But I Salivated Him!”

was the actual exclamation of an honest physician, spoken of one of his patients to whom he had given calomel for the cure of biliousness and a diseased liver. And he had salivated him for certain, from which he never recovered. All these distressing consequences are avoided by the use of Dr. Pierce’s “Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” a purely vegetable remedy that will not salivate, but produce the most pleasing effect, invigorate the liver, cure headache, dyspepsia, biliousness, constipation, and piles. By druggists. How to deaden the sound of a piano in the next house—explode dynamite under the player. The worst cases cured by Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. A spring bonnet springs right off to church.—Pretzel’s Weekly. Good for Man and Beast! Read This! Army and Navy Liniment will cure your rheumatism, neuralgia, or croup in less time than any other Liniment known. For sate by all druggists. [See advt. next issue.]