Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 July 1885 — Page 8

When quite young at school, Daniel Webster was one day guilty of a violation of the rulw He was detected in the act, arid called up ty the teacher for punishment. There was to be the old fashioned feruling of the hand. His hand happened to be very dirty. Knowing this fact, on his way to the teacher’s desk he spat upon the palm of his right hand, wiping it off on the side of his pantaloons. “Give me your hand sir,” said the teacher very stermly. Out went went the right hand, partly cleaned. The teacher looked at it a moment and said “Daniel, if you will find another hand in this schoolroom as filthy as that I will let you off this time!” Instantly from behind his back came the left hand. “Here it is, sir,” was the ready reply. That will do this time’” said the teacher, “you can take your seat sir.”—[Literary Life.

Coincidences are at times . triking Cluverius,the Virginia murderer was convicted on cicumstantial evidence, the finding of a watch key, said to be his, near the scene of the killing being the leading link in the chain. It has been found that the French word “cluv'ers,” from which his name is d rived means “key-chain.”

A Great Discovery. Mr. Wiliam Thomas, of Newton, la., says: ‘My wife has been seriously affected withacough for twenty-five years, and this spring more severely than ever before. She had used many remedies without reliet, and being urged to try Dr. King’s New Discovery, did so with most gratifying results. The first hottie relieved her yery much, and the second bottle has absolutely cured her. She has not had so good health for thirty years.’’ Trial Bottles Free at F. B. Meyer’s Drug Store. Large size SI.OO. 86-<

No Chance For an Alibi.

“ If you are innocent” said a lawyer to his client an old darky, who was charged with stealing a ham, “we ought to be able to prove an alibi.” “I don’ ’spec we kin,” the darky replied doubtfully. “At what time was the ham stolen?” “Bout lebben o’clock, dey say.” “Well, where were you between 11 o’clock and midnight; in bed?” “No, sah; I wall hidiu’ de ham.” —New York Sun.

A Wonderful Discovery. Consumptives and all, who sutler from any aticction of the Throse and Lungs, can find a certain cure i > Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumption. Thousands of permanent cires ■ erify the truth of th' atement. No medi* cine can show such a record of wonderful cures. Thousands of once hopeless sufferers now gratefully proclaim they owe their lives to this New Discovery. It will cost you nothing to give it a trial. Free Trial Bottles at F> B. Meyer’s Drug Store. Large size $1.09. Aug. 29-2 The Rev. Dr Charles A. Briggs, professor of Hebrew in the Union Theological seminary, recently declared by the Interior t > be the most accomplished biblical scholar of this country, has cam l out strongly against the revisnd version of the Old Testament. He holds that the reviser made a great mistake in accepting as the basis of their work the same Massoretic Hebrew text that was used by the authors of King James’ version, and he concludes that in a short time the new version will need revising. H. S. Lobdell, of the firm of Gilbert & Lobdell, Troy, Ohio, is here again with his agents, Messrs. Arnold and Siler, to canvass this and Newton counties.—• Now is the time for Farmers to set out new orchards, and rejuvenate the old, and for city residents to secure choice fruits for their lots and handsome flowers, evergreens and shrubbery for their lawns and yards, when they can procure them from a reliable firm that always keeps its promise and fills its contracts.

An Answer Wanted. Can any one brine us a case of Kidney or Liver Complaint that Electric Bitterg will not speedily cure! We say they can not, as thousands of cases already permanently cared and who are daily recommending Electric Bitters, wifi «mye ' Bright’s disease, Diabetes, Peak Back; or asy urinary complaint qnickly cured- They purity the bltod. regulate the Dowels, and act directly on the diseased parts. Every bottle guaranteed for sale at I De. a bottle by p. * Veyer* »-#

k--AT THE10,000 Pounds of "W O O 3L. For which the highest market price will be paid IN CASH Or, if Preferred, in Honest home-made soodsJ

We ask every Merchant, Farmer and consumer of Woolen Goods to call and see us before purchasing elsewhere. We have the only Factory on the Tippecanoe river thaq. is now running. Cassimeres, Satinets and Jeans, Tweeds, Flannels, Blankets, Stocking Yarns, Etc., Spinning, Fulling and Finishing Done to Order. We have experienced workmen, and can make anything the trade demands. SSF” It will pay Wool-growers to dispose of their Wool di rect to the Monticello Woolen Factory, and save the profit paid to “middle men.” „ t . „ WARD & SNYDER. Monticello, Ind., May 29,1885.

THE LATEST -INIBM® OBBBi Ottoman cloth. Silk warp, Henrietta cloth, Cashmeres Jersy cloth, Arlington plaids, 6-4 all wool Ladies’ cloth plaid and plain, India linen, Victoria lawn, “Toil De Noir,” Chambra gingham, Pacific chambras, plain and plaid Ginghams and Lawns. Cashmere Scarfs & Shawls, In all Prices and Colors. Lace Curtains, in new styles; Swiss and Hamburg Embroideries and Insertions; Tortion Laces and Irish Trimming. ' largest Line of Hiita Clothing in the Ely; In Ladies’ and Misses’ “silver gray” and plain circulars; Men and Boy’s “slickers,’’ gossamer” and medium weight ELLIS & MUEEATS. Rensselaer, Indiana. May 29, ’BS.

THE OLD RELIABLE BRICK t TILE FACTORY, About three-fourths of a mile west of Rensselaer, is the place to procure the best made, the best burned Brick and Tile, at the best prices to suit purchasers. Tile of all sizes and Common and Pressed Brick constantly on hand. Call and examine my manufactures before purchasing. . JOHN KOHIiR Bsneeelaer Ind., Jane 5,1885.

. T~ a—o-^2^=-= — : I would respectfully announce to the people of Jasper County that I have made arrangements to sell EMPIRE BINDERS, &°. And will keep extras on hand at all times for the machines.— I am also prepared to do in the best and most workmanlike madner, and at the lowest possible rates. WAGONS AND BUGGIES repaired, and all other work usually done in that line. NEW WAGONS AND BUGGIES Made to order, and of the best material and workmanship. USF’Shop on Front Street, South of Citizens’ R. H. yeoman; Rensselaer, Ind., March 27,1885.

THOMAS J. FARDEN. Bools, Shoes, Hats, Caps,

/V>-SHOES WEVERY PAIR WRANffI ™ FOR SALE BY THOMAS J. FARDEN, 3 Doors East of P. O. Rensselaer, Ind. A complete line ot light and heavy shoes for men and boys, women and misses, always in stock at bottom prices. Increase of trade more an object than large profits. See our goods before buying.

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