Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 June 1885 — Brown’s Little Joke. [ARTICLE]

Brown’s Little Joke.

“Why, Brown, how short your coat is,” said Jones ono day to his friend Brown, who wittily replied: “Yes; but it will bo long enough before I get another.” Some men spend so much for medicines that neither heal nor help them, that new clothes is with them like angels’ visits—few and far between. Internal fevers, weaknoss of the lungs, shortness of breath and lingering coughs, soon yield to tho magic Influence of that royal remedy, Dr. H. V. Pierce's “Golden Medical Discovery.” “Haven't you finished scaling the fish yet, Sam?” “No, master; 'tls a very large one.” “Why, you have had time to scale a mountain.”