Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 June 1885 — Page 8

He Secured the Job.

The following advertisement appeared in a London paper: “Wanted—A man to take a position of trust, responsibility and great danger. Liberal pay to the right party; apply, etc.” The next day an individual applied for the place.— He was evidently in need of work if the state of his habiliment was any criterion from which to judge. Yet there was a business air about him that belied his looks. “I called, sir, in answer to the advertisement you put in the paper, sir. I think I can fill the bill in all its requirements, and having a large family on my hands, the liberal pay you offer is quite an inducement.” • “Ah, um, to be sure; but are you aware, sir, that this is a very hazardous undertaking? I want a watchman for my powder mills.” “Oh, is that all ? Then I’m your man. I’m not afraid of any explosions. I’m used to that sort of thing.” “Indeed,” in what way?” “I used to be a book agent in America.”—Brooklyn Times. “Sheol” may become popular in the polite circles of the east, but the cowboy of the rowdy west will stick to the old name.

A Wonderful Discovery. Consumptives and all, who suffer from any atbction of the Throat and Lungs, can find a certain cure in Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumption. Thousands of permanent cares verify the truth of thi atement. No medicine cau show such a record of wonderful cures. Thousands of once hopeless sufferers now gratefully proclaim they owe their lives to this New Discovery. It will cost you nothing to give it a trial. Free Trial Bottles at F- B. Meyer’s Drug Store. Large size SI.OO. Aug. 29-a H. S. Lobdell, of the firm of Gilbert & Lobdell, Troy, Ohio, is here again with his agents, Messrs. Arnold and Siler, to canvass this and Newton counties. — Now is the time for Farmers to set out new orchards, and rejuvenate the old, and for city residents to secure choice fruits for their lots and handsome flowers, evergreens and shrubbery for their lawns and yards, when they can procure them from a reliable firm that always keeps its promise and fills its contracts. To r ie Point.—“ Been to Washington ?” “Ye “Se ■ Cleveland?” “Ye .” “Di i lie ’point you?” “Yes.” “What to?” “Door.” [ Brooklyn Times. Louisville Courier Journal: A lady of the Eleventh ward who volunteered to drive a William goat from a neighbor’s front yard, is glad that tree boxes to protect shade trees. The next time she sees a genttleman goat indulging his taste for flowers and shrubbery she will let somebody else interrupt him.

Aii Answer Wanted. Can any one bring us a case of Kidney or Liver Complaint that Electric Bittor9 will not speedily cure? We say they cau not, as thousands of cases already permanently cured and who are daily recommending Electric Bitters, will prove Bright’s disease, Diabetes, Weak Back, or any urinary complaint quickly cured' They purify the blooa, regulate the Dowels, and act directly on the diseased parts. Every bottle guaranteed For sale atcOc, a bottle bv FB. Meyer- I—3o A society of young ladies for the suppression of siting has been formed at Cleveland, Ohio. Fines are imposed, to be paid in gum. $@ D: ’Coffins, Caskets and Burial Robes will be sold by me at a discount of 50 per cent. Persons obliged to purchase this class of Goods will save money by calling on C. G. Sears, at Liberal Corner. A Hearse al ways in readiness.'^JS A Great Discovery. Mr. Wiliam Thomas, of Newtou, la., says: ‘My wife has been seriously affected withacousrh for twenty-five years, and this spring more severely than ever before. She had used many remedies j without relief, and beiuc urged to try Dr. King’s New Discovery, did so with most gratifying results. The first bottle relieved her yery much, and the second bottle has absolutely cured her. rfbe has not had so good health for thirty veafrf# Trial Bottles Free at F. B. Meyer’s Drug Store. Large size tl.oo. JMM

-AT THEiSSmStRI! 10,000 Pounds of 'W'OO XFor which the highest market price will be paid IN CASH! Or, if Preferred, in Honest home-made goods: We ask every Merchant, Farmer and consumer of Woolen Goods to call and see us before purchasing elsewhere. We have the only Factory on the Tippecanoe river thal is now running. Cassimeres, Satinets and Jeans, Tweeds, Flannels, Blankets, Stocking Yarns, Etc., Spinning, Fulling and Finishing Done to Order. We have experienced workmen, and can make anything the trade demands. tST 5 It will pay Wool-growers to dispose of their Wool di rect to the Monti cello Woolen Factory, and save the profit paid to “middle men.” WARD & SNYDER. Monticello, Ind., May 29,1885.

THE LATEST -INOttoman cloth, Silk warp, Henrietta cloth, Cashmeres Jersy cloth, Arlington plaids, 6-4 all wool Ladies’ cloth plaid and plain, India linen, Victoria lawn, “Toil De Noir,” Chambra gingham, Pacific cliambras, plain and plaid Ginghams and Lawns. Cashmere Scares & Shayls, In all Prices and Colors. Par asO XL©,V % Lace Curtains, in new styles; Swiss and Hamburg Embroideries and Insertions; Portion Laces and Irish Trimming The Largest Lise es Eier Clothing is the City; In Ladies’ and Misses’ “silver gray” and plain circulars; Men and Boy’s “slickers,’’ gossamer” and medium weight ELLIS & MURRAY'S. Rensselaer, Indiana. May 29, ’BS. THE OLD RELIABLE BRICK & TILE FACTORY, About three-fourths of a mile west of Rensselaer, is the place to procure the best made, the best burned Brick and Tile, at the best prices to suit purchasers. Tile of all sizes and Common und Pressed Brick constantly on hand. Call and examine my manufactures before purchasing. JOHN KOHLER Rensselaer Ind., June 5,1885.

TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONGERN! The undersigned will have on hand and for sale this springy Apple, ? Peas(, t y Trees, jf the best standard varieties for this latitude. Also RuSSlflH MULBERRY TREES, fIGRAPEVHIESDiiND) ‘EYRR-GtRERNS, nice size for transplanting. Also Maple, ash, elm and catalpa trees; mm for Shade and Ornamental purposes and for Groves, all of which will be sold at reasonable rates for spot CASH. All persons wanting HEDGE PLANTS should give me their orders soon, and I will get the plants for them, as I do not keep them in stock. Thankful for dast patronage, I ask a continuance of the same. Yours, Respectfully, JOHN COEN, Prop’r Rensselaer Nursery. April 3,1885. NEIW! AIAEa MEW i * I would respectfully announce to the people of Jasper County that I have made arrangements to sell -^Farm#Ma6hinerY,^ FHPIREIMOWERSnFMPIREIREAPERS EMPIRE BINDERS, &«. And will keep extras on hand at all times for the machines.— [ am also prepared to do RRI 3 AIRIN(D, in the best aiid most workmanlike madner, and at the lowest possible rates. WAGONS AND BUGGIES repaired, and all other work usually done in that line. NEW WAGONS AND BUGGIES Made to order, and of the best material and workmanship. JSF’Shop on Front Street, South of Citizens’ Bank.^^l R. H. YEOMAN; Rensselaer, Ind., March 27,1885.

THOMAS J. FARM Bools, Shoos, Hals, Caps,

L Wevery pair warrant'd FOR SALE BT THOMAS J.FARDEN, 3 Doors East of P. O. Rensselaer, Ind. A complete line ot light and heavy shoes for men and boys, women and misses, always in stock at bottom prices. Increase of trade more an object than large profits. See our goods before buying.

Gents’ Furnishing Goods! a SONS, DF.Ai.tRS iN Hardware, Tinware, o'v e s Sutsth Side Washington Street. "W® RENSSELAER, . INDIANA.