Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 June 1885 — Money in the House. [ARTICLE]

Money in the House.

“There’s a good deal of money in the house to-night,” said the head usher. “Nonsense!” replied the manager, “more than three-quarters of them are deadheads.” “That’s the idea I was seeking to convey,” said the head usher. “I suppose there must be a good deal of mohey in the house. I know that very few of them left any at the box office.” Thought in marble stands the wear and tear of time for a long while, but thought in spring poetry is not so fortunate.