Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 April 1885 — Satisfactory Qualifications. [ARTICLE]

Satisfactory Qualifications.

“I have just arrived from England, and want to join your company.” “Have you the catarrh?” “Yes; a case of twelve years’ standing.” “Good; and have you deserted your wife and family ?” “Yes; they will be here next month to claim a divorce and alimony. The amount of good the scandal ” “Hush!—say no more; you are engaged.”—Chicago News.