Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 March 1885 — Hot Weather. [ARTICLE]

Hot Weather.

“John,” said a Dakota merchant to his clerk, “how’s the thermometer this morning?” “Forty-two degrees below zero ?” “And the weathei’ probabilities?” “Fair, slightly warmer.” “Well, thow open the windows, and get down the stock of linen dusters again. I thought we were packing away those goods too soon.”— New York Sun.