Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 March 1885 — Both Told the Truth. [ARTICLE]

Both Told the Truth.

Smith and Jones were watching a.' prestidigitator performing a few tricks of legerdemain on the streets, when J ones exclaimed: “isn’t it wonderful ? I never saw the befit!” “Pshaw!” said Smith, “you have seen the beat manv a time.” “Ah, indeed! When?” “When you shave. ” ’ “Yes, yes, soldo; but I can’t help it, Smith. You shouldn’t stand in front of my window when I am shaving if you don’t want me to see you.”— Newman Independent.