Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 February 1885 — Money No Object. [ARTICLE]

Money No Object.

Bill Snobberly is a New York dude, who, like most of them, has more money than brains. He delights to pay the most extravagant prices for things, merely to see how people talk about his extravagance. Entering an up-town restaurant, he said to tho waiter: “Waitah, bring me a boiled two-dol-lah woodcock.” “I can’t sir, for we have no woodcock; but I can bring you four oyster fries for two dollars.”—Texas Siftings.