Democratic Sentinel, Volume 9, Number 2, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1885 — A Cleveland Visitor. [ARTICLE]

A Cleveland Visitor.

A few days ago a j oung politician called at the residence of Mr. Cleveland. He was most cordially received —so cordial, indeed, that he trespassed upon the good graces of the host. I he young man was permitted to talk very freely. Mr. Cleveland at first was very much interested in him and gave him a great deal of attention, notwithstanding the waller was an applicant for a position. Finally he told what he wanted and insisted upon i positive and immediate answer. He got neither, 'i hen le began to give Mr. Cleveland advice. He presumed, it proved, upon the intelligence and credulity of the newlyfiected Executive, for after he Lad proceeded some time, and shown a good deal of impertiaence, Mr Cleveland arose, md looking his friend steadily in the eye, remarked: “Young man, .you are too resh. Good afternoon.” The young presumptuous how ed a good deal of surprise, i iis eye 3 popped, but he got up and got.

It is asserted by some wicked person that it is now the nstcm foi lovers to write peculiarly affectionate remarks n the outside of envelopes, ►nd to cover such remarks ffth .a postage stamp. Thus a Sman may write a note any young girl could •how to her mother, while at he same time he could use he moat affectionate language •nder c »ver ot a stamp. All ue young lady has to ao is seretly to remove the stamp ffthout destroying the writ - a

he bell of the public school at Monticello, N, Y., was heard ringing the day at an unusual time, and, on investigation it was found the ‘new teacher’ was using the end of the bell rope to correct a refractory pupil. ‘How do you pronounce s-t-i----n-g-y?’ asked the teacher of the dunce of the class. »he boy replied: “It depends a good deal on whether he word refers to a person or a bee.’—(Trovidence News. They are going down to din ner. He: ‘May I sit cn your right hand?’ She: ‘Oh, better take a chair.’ He takes one. — (Yonkers Statesman. Some heedless iellow passed a SSO confederate note in Montreal for a nice ring.