Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 January 1885 — The Intelligent Drug Clerk. [ARTICLE]

The Intelligent Drug Clerk.

“You remember I told you yesterday how to cure your wife’s chills,” remarked the drug clerk to a constant customer. “Yes," replied that individual. “Well, I made a slight mistake in the remedy.” “Indeed!” “Yes. I should have said quinine instead of strychnine.”— Drake?s Magazine. If there is anything on this orb of sin more fidgety than a man with two oigars and no match, it is a boy with unbroken legs in the house on a rainy day. —Ex.