Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 January 1885 — G. M. D. [ARTICLE]

G. M. D.

Walking down Broadway is very pleasant when you feel well, and T K never felt better than when his friend asked him how he got over that severe cough of his so speedily. “Ah, my boy,” said T , “G. M. D. did itl" And his friend wondered what G. M. D. meant. He knew it did not mean a Good Many Doctors, for T K had tried a dozen in vain. “I have it," said he, just hitting the nail on the head, “you mean Dr. Pierce's *Golden Medical Discovery,’ or Gold Medal Deserved, as ray friend J S always dubs it.” Sold by druggists. No waste of shot: “What did you kill?" inquired a pedestrian of a sportsman on horseback. “Time," was the sententious response. Colds, fevers, andintiamniations broken up by Dr. Pierce’s Extract of Smart-Weed. A subscriber advertises for “A plain girl to cook.” He probably was afraid he would be hanged if he cooked a pretty girl.