Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 December 1884 — Why He Wanted It. [ARTICLE]

Why He Wanted It.

Mrs. Winks —“This paper says that Sir Moses Montefiore, now 100 years of age, has never believed in early rising. ” Mr. Winks—“My gracious! I want to cut that out and paste it in my hat.” “You, indeed! Why, you never get up until compelled to. What do vou want to paste that in your hat for?” “So the cook won’t see it.”—Philadelphia Call. La-crobse is an kneesy game for children. They learn it early.