Democratic Sentinel, Volume 8, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 December 1884 — Vinegar Sauce. [ARTICLE]

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' First Ancient Belle—“Ah! You see I have a good memory. I never fail to recognize a face. That gentleman who just passed was one of your old lovers, after all.” Second Belle—“ Well, yes, I ad»;it it.” “I thought so. And it is just twenty years since he bid you good-by and left this country ‘never to return,’ as he said, and ” “There, there, no need to go into particulars, especially dates. ”

“Oh, of course not. I only wished to prove that I never fail to recognize faces. ” * “There are certain things you have failed to recognize, however, for a long time, many years, in fact.” “Indeed, what?” “Your birthdays.” —Philadelphia Call.